Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. While you’re sitting on your couch whining about how so many minecraft cracked account list suck, there’s an entire community of people out there known as «modders» who actually take those games and alter them to make them better.
Guess which ones we’re going to talk about now. How could anyone possibly make this game any weirder? What you’re looking at, in case your brain refuses to comprehend it, is Nicolas Cage’s face plastered over Majora’s Mask, and we mean both the game and the character. Remember the little girl who lives in the ranch?
Nicolas Kim Coppola, known professionally as Cage. Wow, they didn’t even have to change his features to put them on the horse. Wait, this one was actually in the game already, never mind. We might as well tell you right now that, in this technically playable but in practice utterly intolerable version of the game, everything from the treasure chests you open to the rupees you collect now sport the face of Nicolas Cage. Not even the guys who did this know for sure. In the description of the video, they only say: «We had no goal, only Cage.
Which was also the exact reason Cage gave for doing Ghost Rider. In short, there’s nothing to do in this game but surrender to Nicolas Cage and learn to accept Him in your life. After all, what is the sun but Cage, and what is the moon but Cage? Oh God, we keep pressing «B,» but nothing happens. Hmm, now we kinda want a crossover between this and the all-Jackie Chan arcade game. A game series like Grand Theft Auto, with dozens of cars, motorcycles, helicopters, planes, and various other methods of conveyance, is missing just one thing: horses. Because, you know, when there’s a sports car on every corner, sometimes you just really feel like John Wayne-ing some shit.
This is exactly why we have Red Dead Redemption. But apparently whoever made this mod completely misunderstood the idea of adding rideable horses to Grand Theft Auto IV, because they made Nico Bellic, Eastern-European criminal kingpin, into a horse instead. Horses only walk like that when they mean business. Basically, you can turn the game into Scarface meets Seabiscuit. Finally, the people of Liberty City will live in fear of Horse. The city will belong to Horse. And if they try to stop you?
Minecraft, as we’ve established, is a game where you can make basically anything. That kind of thing appeals to two sorts of people — creative types who want to make awesome new things like the world has never seen and people with the maturity of 10-year-olds who want to make extremely elaborate representations of bodily functions. First up, we’ve got the Minecraft poop mod. It lets you poop, just like in real life, but you can do it in Minecraft instead! This is obviously an experience that was sorely missing from such an open-ended game. And apparently also from this mod.